Tim Tebow Is A Jet!
The much beloved, very religous quarterback made his first appearance as a member of the “New York Jets” yesterday. He was such a hot topic that his press conference was moved to a larger venue to accomodate all the reporters! And he said all the right things about the current QB Mark Sanchez.
I’ll tell you what, I want Tebow to get the starting job. I don’t care about him so much, it’s just that Sanchez is very handsome and if he is benched we’ll see him without his helmet on a lot more!
The Smell Of Fish In The Big Easy Is Coming From The Big Tuna!
Former “New England Patriots” coach Bill Parcells a.k.a. “The Big Tuna” is said to have been approached for a one year stint as the Head Coach of the “New Orleans Saints” while their current coach Sean Payton serves a season long suspension.
Now I don’t care much about Parcells, except for his pants. Hey Bill, guys with your build shouldn’t wear tight pants pulled up to their chest!
The Celtics Are In First Place!
That’s right! The guys are staying in the mix for the “NBA Playoffs”! They beat the “Charlotte Bobcats” to move into a tie for first place in the “Atlantic Division” with the “Philadelphia 76ers”. Now that doesn’t mean all that much because they are still only in the 7th slot going into the post season!
Listen, who cares if they win! I’m just glad they’re keeping that handsome devil Ray Allen around!