Everyday we have so much to talk about, and so little time! Here are some stories we couldn’t get to!
“The Hamburglar” Robs “McDonalds”!
An Augusta Maine man dressed as the “McDonaldland” character, “The Hamburglar”, ran up to a drive-thru window and stole a food order as the clerk was handing it to a customer! He then ran into the woods nearby. The clerk gave the customer another order of food.
No arrests have been made, but word is that “Mayor McCheese” is pretty ticked off!
Baldness Cure Will Be Here Soon!
Scientists have discovered a protein that is on the scalp of men suffering from male pattern baldness. They say by counteracting the protein they will see what amounts essentially to a cure for baldness!
I just wish they’d find a cure for my husband leaving his dirty socks on the floor!
The Naked Truth, The Whole Naked Truth, and Nothing But The Naked Truth!
Brunswick Georgia Magistrate Court clerk, Luetrice Lott, thought she had seen it all. But recently, a woman stood up naked before Chief Magistrate Timothy Barton and pleaded not guilty!
Barton calmly turned to Lott and said, “Please enter a plea of not guilty for that lady.”
Court security officers immediately arrested the woman for indecent exposure and took her to the Glynn County jail. Lott said she couldn’t enter the not guilty plea because “there was no place to enter it.” Come to find out, until she disrobed in the courtroom, there were no charges against the woman!
The woman was clothed when she entered the courtroom, but apparently disrobed as she sat in the second row! To make matters worse, they had to take her out of the courtroom with nothing on!